1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,990 Okay, guys. 2 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,990 The Battle Royale 3 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,990 is coming up. 4 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:07,200 Every department in one room, 5 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:07,200 arguing for more money. 6 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,630 Budgetary Thunderdome. 7 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:13,070 So, uh, make lists of why 8 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:13,070 other departments suck, 9 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:14,970 and I'm going to go 10 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:14,970 get the secret weapon. 11 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,770 Our secret weapon in 12 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,770 this budgetary battle? 13 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,080 Ron. 14 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:21,340 Every time another department 15 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:21,340 asks for more money, 16 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,940 he just stares them down 17 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,940 until they back off and, 18 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,940 or, wet themselves. 19 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,020 Hey! Who's ready to get... 20 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:31,250 What are you doing? 21 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:32,990 Tammy One showed up. 22 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:36,120 I'm being audited 23 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:36,120 by the IRS. 24 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,790 No. Your worst nightmare. 25 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,490 You know what? Screw this. 26 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:42,970 First of all, 27 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:42,970 income tax is illegal. 28 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:46,510 Second, Tammy is 29 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:46,510 a psychological mastermind. 30 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:50,600 This is just another way 31 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:50,600 for her to put her hand 32 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:50,600 up my keister 33 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,270 and control me like a puppet. 34 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,380 I'd rather be locked up. 35 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:58,350 Ron, this is 36 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:58,350 a federal tax audit. 37 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:58,350 You could go to jail. 38 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:01,410 Jail, Ron. Ron, jail. 39 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:01,410 Jail, Ron. Jail. 40 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:04,330 You could go to jail. 41 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:04,330 Jail. Jail. Jail. 42 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,950 Are you broken? 43 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,950 Andy! April! 44 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,700 What's up, boss? 45 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,700 Stop yelling and 46 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,700 being annoying. 47 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,560 Grab your calculators, 48 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,560 settle in. 49 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:14,540 Operation Rescue Ron 50 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:14,540 is starting. 51 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,700 Don't worry. I will think 52 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,700 of a better name for it 53 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,700 by tomorrow. 54 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:18,370 Here you go. 55 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:18,370 Calculator. 56 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,690 Hey! Ben! 57 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,690 Hey, man. 58 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,820 Hey, thanks for 59 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,820 texting me to hang out. 60 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,190 I really felt 61 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,190 like we'd developed 62 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,190 a cool friendship, and it... 63 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:48,530 Anyway, it was just nice 64 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:48,530 to have that validated. 65 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,590 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 66 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,590 yeah, yeah. 67 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:52,610 Look. We've got some documents 68 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:52,610 over at Entertainment 720 69 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:54,110 that seem really complicated. 70 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,800 And I thought maybe you could 71 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,800 take a look at them, 72 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,280 because nerd stuff 73 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,280 probably really excites you. 74 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,070 Because you're a nerd. 75 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:04,310 No, of course. Yeah, no. 76 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:04,310 I'll just put on 77 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:04,310 my Star Wars pajamas 78 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,750 and sit in my mom's basement 79 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,750 and pore over 80 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,750 some spreadsheets. 81 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:08,810 That sounds great. 82 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:08,810 Yeah. What have you got? 83 00:02:08,890 --> 00:02:11,620 Something called 84 00:02:08,890 --> 00:02:11,620 "break even analysis tables"? 85 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:14,030 Oh, break evens? 86 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:14,030 Those are really fun. 87 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:14,030 Yeah, sure, I'll take a look. 88 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,890 Let's hit it. 89 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,890 What do you... 90 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,760 Right now? I have work. 91 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,890 And I thought I had a friend. 92 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:22,290 All right. 93 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:24,430 It's almost too easy. 94 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,630 I can hear you. 95 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,340 I know you can, Ben. 96 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,340 That's how easy it is. 97 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:32,710 So, we need to find proof 98 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:32,710 of every tax deduction 99 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:34,680 I've taken 100 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:34,680 in the last five years. 101 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,720 Ron, most of these 102 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,720 aren't even receipts. 103 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,850 This one says, 104 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,850 "I bought supplies 2007." 105 00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:42,620 You won't find 106 00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:42,620 any bank statements, either. 107 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:44,160 I've heavily invested in gold, 108 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:48,130 which I've buried 109 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:48,130 in several different 110 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:48,130 locations around Pawnee. 111 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:49,790 Or have I? 112 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,560 What's this? 113 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,560 Some kind of lame drug deal? 114 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,230 That is 115 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,230 a gentleman's agreement. 116 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,130 I made that man 117 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,130 a dining room table 118 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,500 in exchange for 119 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,500 60 feet of copper pipe 120 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,500 and a half pig. 121 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,410 Well, looks like we have 122 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,410 some actual receipts here. 123 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,940 Same amount every month. 124 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,940 140 bucks. What's this? 125 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:09,640 Every 30 days, 126 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:09,640 I buy shotgun shells 127 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:09,640 and cigarettes, 128 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,080 and send them home to my mom. 129 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,950 That's so sweet. 130 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,950 Your mom sounds kickass. 131 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:17,390 My first ex-wife's name 132 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:17,390 is Tammy. 133 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:20,920 My second ex-wife's name 134 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:20,920 is Tammy. 135 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,900 My mom's name is Tamara. 136 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,400 She goes by Tammy. 137 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:30,570 You can prevent 138 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:30,570 adult-onset diabetes 139 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,270 by getting an annual check-up, 140 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,380 exercising, praying... 141 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,540 Okay. 142 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:38,600 Who is that guy? 143 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,550 That is Walt Morphling. 144 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,550 He was the Director 145 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,550 of Public Health, 146 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:44,250 but he had to retire at 46 147 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:44,250 because he had diabetes. 148 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:47,520 That is sad, but also, 149 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:47,520 in this town, understandable. 150 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:49,190 I would like 151 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:49,190 to shoot a new PSA. 152 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:52,160 And I think it would 153 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:52,160 be good to get someone 154 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:52,160 who's healthy and telegenic, 155 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:54,090 and I thought that 156 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:54,090 you would be perfect. 157 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:00,030 Ann Perkins. I am flattered. 158 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:00,030 And I will do it. 159 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:00,030 Is there a script, yet? 160 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:03,670 Uh, no, because you 161 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:03,670 just approved the idea, 162 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:03,670 like, three seconds ago. 163 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,040 I would like you 164 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,040 to write me a script 165 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,040 and get it to me in an hour. 166 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:08,240 And we should start 167 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:08,240 thinking about wardrobe. 168 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:11,910 Casual? Formal? 169 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:11,910 Semi-formal? Sporty? 170 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:14,280 Scary? Posh? Baby? 171 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:14,280 Those are the Spice Girls. 172 00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:16,780 I just got caught up 173 00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:16,780 in my own thoughts. 174 00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:16,780 I'm very excited about this. 175 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,780 In terms of shirts, 176 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,780 I can wear white... 177 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,910 Welcome to paradise, my man. 178 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:22,820 We can chill 179 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:22,820 over there by the bar. 180 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:25,050 We've also got basketball, 181 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:25,050 at any time you want, 182 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,990 with Roy Hibbert 183 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,990 and Detlef Schrempf. 184 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,390 Oh, my God. 185 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,390 That's an actual NBA player. 186 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,790 He plays for the Pacers. 187 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,890 NBA's on strike, 188 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:35,230 so we got him for only, 189 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:35,230 like, 75% of his 190 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:35,230 original NBA salary. 191 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:36,830 What up, Roy? 192 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,270 This is all you want me to do? 193 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,270 Play one-on-one with Detlef? 194 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:41,570 Yes. And keep your mouth shut. 195 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,250 Jean-Ralphio. 196 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,250 Take me there. 197 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:45,770 Oh! 198 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,680 Boom! 199 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:50,880 Who are you? 200 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:52,780 Uh... 201 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:52,780 This is Ben. He's here 202 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:52,780 to help us with the paperwork. 203 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,380 Ben. Is that 204 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,380 your real name? 205 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,380 Yes. 206 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,520 Oh, you could do 207 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,520 better than that. 208 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,920 I'm going to 209 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,920 help you out right now. 210 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,920 Your name is Angelo. 211 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,190 Angelo, thank you 212 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,190 so much for coming out. 213 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,190 Get a thicker tie. 214 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,390 It looks weird on you. 215 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,390 Makes your head 216 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,390 look like a fish. 217 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,590 Secondly, I don't know 218 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,590 where the paperwork is, 219 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,530 but when you find it, 220 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,530 can you take care 221 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,530 of it for us? 222 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,160 We don't have any pens 223 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,160 'cause we're afraid it's 224 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,160 gonna leak on our shirts. 225 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,470 Lastly, I hate 226 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,470 the name Angelo. 227 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,730 I'm gonna switch 228 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,730 it up for you right now. 229 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:13,540 Your new nickname is 230 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,880 Jell-O Shot. 231 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,880 What do you think 232 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,880 about that, "J-Shot"? 233 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,210 Do we have questions? 234 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,210 Yeah. 235 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,810 Where are we? 236 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,320 All right, Ben. 237 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,320 If you need anything, 238 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,320 one of these models 239 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,820 that we pay 240 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,820 to hang around here 241 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,820 will grab it for you. 242 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:28,080 In the meantime, 243 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:28,080 we're going to be 244 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:28,080 playing video games 245 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,250 and tweeting our high scores. 246 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,350 Hit it! 247 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,350 Um... 248 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,860 Hi. Are you the receptionist? 249 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,860 I guess. I don't really know. 250 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:40,030 If you don't mind me asking, 251 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:40,030 how much are they paying you? 252 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:43,360 A hundred thousand 253 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:43,360 dollars a year 254 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:43,360 with full medical. 255 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:49,440 I mean, I would guess 256 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:49,440 they'll be bankrupt 257 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:49,440 by the end of this sentence. 258 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,140 No, thank you. 259 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:58,050 Is this true? 260 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:58,050 You only spent $40 on clothes 261 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:58,050 in the past five years? 262 00:05:58,690 --> 00:05:59,750 Sounds about right. 263 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:02,150 How did you meet Tammy One? 264 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,060 Technically, I've known 265 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,060 her since I was born. 266 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,150 She was a candy striper 267 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,150 at the hospital. 268 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:07,220 She helped deliver me. 269 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:09,430 Oh, my God! 270 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:09,430 Oh, my God. 271 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,130 I grew up in 272 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,130 a very small town. 273 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,730 Six hundred people. 274 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,730 Everybody knew everybody else. 275 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,930 We first took up 276 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,930 together when I was 15. 277 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,330 Awesome. 278 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,330 Oh, my God. 279 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:19,570 It was a little scandalous, 280 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,840 but everyone feared her, 281 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,840 so they kept 282 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,840 their mouths shut. 283 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,500 I don't even know her, 284 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,500 but she's my hero. 285 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:27,250 Oh, she's no hero, April. 286 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,720 She's a hellacious nightmare. 287 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:32,440 She did, however, 288 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:32,440 teach me everything I know. 289 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,550 Sunday school, sex. 290 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:37,250 She was my math teacher 291 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:37,250 in middle school 292 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:37,250 and my babysitter, 293 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,490 and she taught drivers ed. 294 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:39,820 I... 295 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:44,600 Hello. I don't believe 296 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:44,600 we've met. 297 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,830 I am Leslie Knope, Deputy... 298 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,840 I don't think it will be 299 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,840 necessary for you to 300 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,840 speak again while I'm here. 301 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:54,530 Why do I only 302 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:54,530 date brunettes? 303 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:59,480 You know, sometimes, 304 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:59,480 you eat chicken 305 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:59,480 and you get food poisoning, 306 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:02,880 and then even the sight 307 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:02,880 of chicken makes you sick? 308 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:05,250 Tammy One is 309 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:05,250 my blonde chicken. 310 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,980 Good God, Ronald. 311 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:10,750 This is a much bigger mess 312 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:10,750 than I imagined. 313 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,090 You'll take 314 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,090 a week off from work. 315 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,060 We'll do a complete overhaul 316 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,060 of your finances. 317 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:16,460 I'll need access 318 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:16,460 to all of your accounts. 319 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:17,730 And your home. 320 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,400 Is that necessary? 321 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:21,800 Oh, are we playing a game 322 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,430 where everyone says 323 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,430 something stupid? 324 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:28,680 You. What is your name? 325 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,110 Tim. Tim Buckanowski. 326 00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:32,600 Really? 327 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,240 No. Andy Dwyer. 328 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:37,510 Andy, you're going 329 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:37,510 to collect all of this 330 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,250 and you're going 331 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,250 to put it in my car. 332 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,680 Miss Knope. 333 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,680 Yes. 334 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,060 You're going to go to 335 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,060 payroll and get copies 336 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,360 of Ronald's workplace 337 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,360 expense reports. 338 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:49,560 I'm just wondering 339 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:49,560 how long that's going to take, 340 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:52,160 because Ron and I have 341 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:52,160 a very important 342 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:52,160 meeting together. 343 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,500 It's called the Battle Royale. 344 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,500 It's super fun. Where all... 345 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:58,340 Oh. You and Ron have 346 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:58,340 a big meeting, huh? 347 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:01,000 I'm sure Ron will remember 348 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:01,000 the meeting fondly 349 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:05,040 while he makes toilet wine 350 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:05,040 in a federal prison 351 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:05,040 in Terre Haute. 352 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,540 I'll head down to payroll. 353 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,280 Now. You're not 354 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,280 getting any younger. 355 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:14,580 Yes, ma'am. 356 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:18,460 She's the cold, 357 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,930 distant mother I never had. 358 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:24,320 I love her. 359 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:31,740 Good morning, everyone. 360 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:33,430 Good morning, sir. 361 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:33,430 How can I help you? 362 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:36,280 Ron. Your mustache fell off. 363 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,750 Leslie, you goofball. 364 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,720 Tammy pointed out that 365 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,720 my face looked better 366 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,720 without any hair on it. 367 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:47,350 And it did collect 368 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:47,350 a lot of food crumbs, 369 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:47,350 which is very unsanitary. 370 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,510 What? 371 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:51,030 Hey, Jer. Hump day, 372 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:51,030 am I right, buddy? 373 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:52,580 What? 374 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,090 What is going on? 375 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,090 Where's Tammy One? 376 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,690 She moved in with me. 377 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,690 She's really helping me out. 378 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,000 Yesterday, she converted 379 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,000 my bank account 380 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,730 into a joint 381 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,730 bank account with her. 382 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,170 Oh. That's great. 383 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,170 And how is that going to help? 384 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,600 Not sure. 385 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,600 When she explains it, 386 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,600 it makes total sense. 387 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,740 It is so nice 388 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,740 having her around. 389 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,040 Here's something neat. 390 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:14,510 Tammy's got me 391 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:14,510 taking baby aspirin 392 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:16,950 to lower my risk 393 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:16,950 of heart disease. 394 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:21,290 Science is a miracle. 395 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:21,290 Any-hoo, back 396 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:21,290 to the old grindstone. 397 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,350 These emails aren't 398 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,350 going to send themselves. 399 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:29,860 Diabetes can't be cured, 400 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:29,860 but it can be prevented. 401 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:34,530 Make a choice, make a change, 402 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:34,530 and together, 403 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:34,530 we can make a difference. 404 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,770 What do you think? 405 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,770 Any notes? 406 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,240 Great. Just as good, 407 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,240 if not exactly the same, 408 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,240 as the last one. 409 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,600 In that last one, 410 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,600 I left a nanosecond of a pause 411 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,610 between the words 412 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,610 "together" and "we". 413 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,880 It felt much better, 414 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,880 but I'd love 415 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,880 to try another one. 416 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:49,010 I really think we've got it. 417 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,250 Ann, this is important to me 418 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,250 'cause it's important to you. 419 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,790 I mean, you spent 420 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,790 a lot of time and energy 421 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,790 on writing this. 422 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,050 Not really. 423 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,620 So, it needs to be perfect. 424 00:09:57,690 --> 00:10:00,290 So, let's do one more, 425 00:09:57,690 --> 00:10:00,290 then five more, 426 00:09:57,690 --> 00:10:00,290 then 20 in a row. 427 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,690 Hey! Look who it is! 428 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,820 Hey, hey! 429 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,370 Tom. Jean-Ralphio. 430 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,600 Professional 431 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,600 basketball players. 432 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:10,970 'Sup, Jell-O Shot? 433 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:14,770 Can I ask you guys a question? 434 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:14,770 How exactly are 435 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:14,770 you making money? 436 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:15,870 Do you want to know 437 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:15,870 how we make money? 438 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,170 Do you want to know 439 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,170 how we make money? 440 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,370 By literally printing 441 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,370 our own money. 442 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:21,540 We bought a printing press. 443 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,710 This prints bills 444 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,710 with our faces 445 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,710 and the E 720 logo on them. 446 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,280 We promote the company 447 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,280 by going to clubs 448 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,260 and tossing the bills 449 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,260 in the air and screaming... 450 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,450 Free money! 451 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,050 Okay. You can't just 452 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,050 print your own money. 453 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,060 Uh... 454 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,060 This has to stop, 455 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,000 right now. 456 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,710 Aw! 457 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,070 What's the deal, baby? 458 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,130 One second, 459 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,130 you hit the party switch 460 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,410 and the next second, 461 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,410 you're all business. 462 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,110 I need to see 463 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,110 all of your books. 464 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:56,150 You got it, baby. 465 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:56,150 Baby! Get him the books. 466 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,120 Oh, Snapple. 467 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,120 Are we calling 468 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,120 everybody "baby" now? 469 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,090 Because honestly, I love that. 470 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,920 Are we saying "Snapple" 471 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,920 anytime we think 472 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,920 something's dope? 473 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:04,390 'Cause I love that, baby. 474 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:06,330 Do you know what I love? 475 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:07,380 Jell-O Shot! 476 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:18,170 Jell-O Shot! Jell-O Shot! 477 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,700 Thank you. 478 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,700 We're here 479 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,700 to serve you, friend. 480 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,210 I hope the rest of 481 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,210 your day is cool beans. 482 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,150 Ron. What is this 483 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,150 memo you sent to me? 484 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:27,840 You're not going to 485 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:27,840 the Battle Royale? 486 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,350 I have decided not 487 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,350 to attend this year. 488 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,720 Okay. First of all, 489 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,720 it's disturbing that 490 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,720 you wrote a memo at all. 491 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,590 But you love arguing 492 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,590 against government spending. 493 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:37,750 Why do you not 494 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:37,750 want to do it now? 495 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,060 Leslie, please. 496 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,060 The government knows 497 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,060 what it's doing. 498 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,430 I am confident that I... 499 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,560 Ouchie. 500 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,560 You and I are going to lunch. 501 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,760 We have to talk. 502 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,770 Let me just call Tammy first 503 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,770 and get permission. 504 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,330 Oh, come on. 505 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:57,240 Tammy, I was wondering 506 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:57,240 if I could go to 507 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:57,240 lunch with Leslie? 508 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,210 Terrific. Bye. 509 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,440 She says I can't go. 510 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,490 You're going to lunch with me. 511 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,490 I say you can go. 512 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,180 Oh, gosh. 513 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,350 I'm really in a pickle now. 514 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:09,620 Oh, my God. 515 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:13,420 When Ron falls for Tammy Two 516 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:13,420 he turns into 517 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:13,420 a demonic sex maniac. 518 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:16,400 But this? Neutered wimp? 519 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:16,400 This is worse. 520 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,900 Operation Golden Dove 521 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,900 is in trouble. 522 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,360 Ron, there are some things 523 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,360 I want to speak to you about, 524 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,960 but I'm not quite sure 525 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,960 how to phrase them. 526 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,510 Just blurt them 527 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,510 right out, Leslie. 528 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:28,340 Anything you say will 529 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:28,340 stay between you and me. 530 00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,670 Right, my love? 531 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,580 Stop fidgeting. 532 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,580 Sorry. 533 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,710 I was hoping to speak 534 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,710 with Ron alone. 535 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,110 He wants me here. 536 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,110 He invited me. 537 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:37,720 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 538 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:41,310 Don't worry, Leslie. 539 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:41,310 Tammy's totally cool. 540 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,090 Oh. Okay. Then, 541 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,090 I'll say it to her. 542 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,790 You're evil 543 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,790 and you need to go. 544 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:48,520 Leslie, you are a panic. 545 00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,830 Tammy, may I 546 00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,830 use the restroom? 547 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:52,730 Remember to wash your hands. 548 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,100 Okay. You know what? 549 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,100 Let's cut the crap. 550 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,840 Is this audit even real? 551 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,270 In a sense, yes. 552 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:06,640 But in another, truer sense, 553 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:06,640 no, it is not. 554 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,610 I want Ronald back. 555 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,480 But I had to learn 556 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,480 about his finances 557 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,040 to make sure my future 558 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,040 was protected. 559 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:15,980 I'm impressed. 560 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:15,980 He's acquired 561 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:15,980 quite a bit of gold. 562 00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:20,160 You gold digger. 563 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:23,460 You are literally 564 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:23,460 a gold digger. 565 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,930 The thing I love about Tammy 566 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,930 is she calls me on my crap. 567 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,990 Every guy needs that. 568 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,080 Okay. If you want 569 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,080 this company to survive, 570 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,740 you immediately 571 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,740 need to downsize. 572 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,780 I mean, you don't need 573 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,780 this airplane hangar. 574 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,650 Um, I think we do. 575 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,650 And two, 576 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,780 you have to keep 577 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,780 detailed financial records. 578 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,720 Thank you. I've been 579 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,720 trying to tell them that. 580 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,020 Waste of time. 581 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:50,460 They wouldn't know 582 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:50,460 a Non-Employee 583 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,260 Tax-Reportable 584 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,260 Expenditure Request 585 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,090 if it bit them in the ass. 586 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,090 Hey, guys. 587 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,090 Which two people here 588 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,090 started their own company? 589 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,400 'Cause I'm pretty sure 590 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,400 it wasn't you two bozos. 591 00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:00,760 Hey. 592 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,490 Look, you guys can swagger 593 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,490 around all you want, 594 00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,470 but businesses 595 00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,470 need revenue. Okay? 596 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,170 Unless you start working 597 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,170 on an actual plan, 598 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,210 you're dead in a month. 599 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,210 That's a fact. 600 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,980 Ben, thanks for your time. 601 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,180 But with all due respect, 602 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,180 as far as business 603 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,180 decisions go, 604 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,740 I think we know 605 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,740 what we're doing. 606 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,790 Don't forget to grab 607 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,790 a free iPad on your way out. 608 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,590 He didn't even grab one. 609 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,620 Diabetes! Fight it! 610 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,520 Not quite, 611 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,520 but I like the energy. 612 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,520 Are we still rolling? 613 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,190 Yep. 614 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:31,590 Diabetes! 615 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:31,590 Okay. 616 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:32,930 Let's... Can we take a break? 617 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,560 I think that's a great idea. 618 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,560 I think we almost have it, 619 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,870 and I am very excited 620 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,870 at that prospect. 621 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,710 I'll cancel 622 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,710 my 4:00 and my 5:00 623 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,710 and my 6:00 appointments. 624 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,410 I cannot believe I dated him. 625 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,410 For a long time. 626 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,310 And he broke up with me. 627 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:50,820 Fat equals splat. 628 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:50,820 As in, "you're dead." 629 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,180 Is there something there? 630 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,950 No, that sucked. 631 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,950 But there's something there. 632 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,490 I'm feeling it. 633 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,490 Let's go right away. 634 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,030 It's magic time. 635 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,030 From the top, everybody. 636 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,490 There's no one else here. 637 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,760 Basically, we're being 638 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,760 attacked by Godzilla. 639 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,660 And to beat Godzilla, 640 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,660 we need Mothra. 641 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,500 No offense. 642 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,500 None taken. 643 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:08,630 I'm very flattered. 644 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,160 Who's this? Who's this 645 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,160 tall drink of water? 646 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,740 Andy. 647 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,740 Hey, Andy. 648 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,400 How's it hanging? 649 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,400 Listen. 650 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,970 We need to break 651 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,970 Ron from her spell. 652 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,640 Can't you just 653 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,640 move your butt around 654 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,620 or wear a dress 655 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,620 made out of meat? 656 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,850 Well, I could do all of 657 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,850 those things and have, 658 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,850 but that bitch is crazy. 659 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,620 When Ron left her 660 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,620 and we got together, 661 00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,790 she threw acid on my foot. 662 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,090 Ew! 663 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,090 Could we take a peek at it? 664 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,030 Listen. Tammy One was 665 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,030 my Sunday school teacher, too. 666 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,370 She can pinpoint 667 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,370 your weaknesses, 668 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,370 and then destroy you 669 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,370 with just one word. 670 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,860 And a jar of acid. 671 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,170 Oh, my God. 672 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,680 I think I have an idea 673 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,680 that could save Ron. 674 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,300 Andy. 675 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,300 Don't joke around. 676 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,850 I have ideas, too. 677 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,370 You were right to come get me. 678 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,890 My son, Ronny, 679 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,890 always had a weakness 680 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,890 for those ladies. 681 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:01,180 Oh, wow. Is this Ron? 682 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,920 Yep. At the age of five. 683 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:05,050 He's standing next to 684 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:05,050 the first chair he ever built. 685 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,250 Oh, my God! 686 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,100 There's a room 687 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,100 full of just guns. 688 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,360 Why do you have so many guns? 689 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,870 This is America, isn't it? 690 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,230 Yes. 691 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,210 Then, I don't have 692 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,210 to answer stupid questions 693 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,170 while standing 694 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,170 on my own property. 695 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,300 Let's go. 696 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,040 Okay, well, that's 697 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,040 definitely Ron's mom. 698 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:28,310 Tammy. 699 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:31,990 Tammy. 700 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:31,990 Ronnie. 701 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,420 What's going on? 702 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:35,250 Welcome to the Battle Royale. 703 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,050 Right here. Right now. 704 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,220 Operation Soaring Falcon 705 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,220 is in its final stages. 706 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,630 It's time to settle this. 707 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,090 Ah! 708 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,470 An old-fashioned 709 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,470 prairie drink-off. 710 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:53,100 Oh, what's in that jug? 711 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:53,100 It smells like jet fuel. 712 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,140 That's Swanson Family 713 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,140 Mash Liquor. 714 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:59,010 Made from the finest corn 715 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:59,010 ever grown on American soil. 716 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,740 Its only legal use 717 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,740 is to strip varnish 718 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,740 off of speedboats. 719 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,950 If you win, he's all yours. 720 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,010 And if I win, 721 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,010 I bring him back 722 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,010 to the farm for good. 723 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,090 Wait. What? 724 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,090 That wasn't the deal. 725 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,720 Pour it. I'm thirsty. 726 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,380 Pour me one, too, then. 727 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,380 Let me in here. 728 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,420 I'm going to join you. 729 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,420 And if I win, 730 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,420 Ron stays here with us. 731 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,930 Leslie, no. 732 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,930 Don't drink that. 733 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,570 We use it to burn 734 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,570 warts off of the mules. 735 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,740 Poison! 736 00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:34,810 Ugh! 737 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,980 I made a mistake. 738 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,380 I made a mistake. 739 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,880 Diabetes. 740 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,790 How were we together 741 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,790 for five months? 742 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,990 Well, you know, it's possible 743 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,990 you could just date a guy 744 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:48,220 because of where you are 745 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:48,220 in your life emotionally. 746 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,630 I mean, I suppose 747 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,630 you're right, John. 748 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,860 Ann Perkins. 749 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,230 I hate to say this, 750 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,230 but I have a stain 751 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,230 on my shirt. 752 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,060 Which means that everything 753 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,060 we've shot so far is unusable. 754 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,540 But let's use this 755 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,540 as an opportunity 756 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,540 to revisit the script. 757 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,340 Delivery guy. 758 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,340 Hey. 759 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,400 Diabetes! 760 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,570 Had enough? 761 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,580 Of this watered-down 762 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,580 baby formula? 763 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:09,780 Not even close. 764 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,650 Not even close. 765 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,020 Marvin clonse. 766 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,910 Glenn Close. 767 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,850 Leslie, you don't 768 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,850 have to do this. 769 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,820 Shh! Go to bed, Jimmy. 770 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,550 Blech! 771 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:27,760 I can't feel my face. 772 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:27,760 My face is numb. 773 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,540 What is that? 774 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,710 And together, we can 775 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,710 make a difference. 776 00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,040 That's it. 777 00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,040 I think we've got it. 778 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,120 Do you think we got it? 779 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,120 Yes. 780 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,850 Yeah. We have it. 781 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,850 We had it seven hours ago. 782 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,420 Oh, Ann, I know that 783 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,420 I can be intense, 784 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,220 but I'm only trying to be 785 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,220 the best me that I can be. 786 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,590 I want to thank you 787 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,590 for this opportunity. 788 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,860 And your patience. 789 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,020 And your intelligence and... 790 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,860 Your insight. 791 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,900 You really are 792 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,900 an amazing human being. 793 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,640 Thank you. 794 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,440 Oh, right. 795 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,440 That's why I dated him. 796 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,270 Hey. 797 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,870 I wanted to apologize. 798 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:16,010 Uh, we brought in 799 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:16,010 five accountants 800 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:16,010 to look at E 720, 801 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,710 and they all said 802 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,710 the same thing you did. 803 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,810 If we don't start 804 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,810 making changes, 805 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,880 we're going to 806 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,880 lose the company. 807 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,120 Okay. Well, first thing 808 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,120 you need to do? 809 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,850 Get rid of four of 810 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,850 those accountants. 811 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,590 You don't need 812 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,590 five accountants. 813 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,130 Again, good advice. 814 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:28,790 Here. 815 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:32,560 Okay. You really... 816 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:32,560 You need to stop 817 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:32,560 giving these away like candy. 818 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,970 I bought that one personally. 819 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,970 As a thank-you. 820 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,930 It's an iPad. 821 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:41,070 Everybody prance, now 822 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,340 Prance, prance, prance, 823 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,340 prance, prance 824 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,710 She's had enough. 825 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,710 Call it off. 826 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,650 That's not how it works. 827 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,650 She's out. 828 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:48,010 Wait. I'm subbing in. 829 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,520 April, no. 830 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,520 That stuff will melt 831 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,520 the shell off a garden snail. 832 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,420 Whatever. I'm Puerto Rican. 833 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,420 I can handle it. 834 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,660 Oh, my God. 835 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,530 Okay. This ends now. 836 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,140 Ah. 837 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,010 Mom? 838 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,920 You're going back 839 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,920 to the farm. And you? 840 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,920 Hmm? 841 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:28,390 You're going back to hell. 842 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,860 Fine. I got what 843 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,860 I came for, anyway. 844 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,520 I found your 845 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,520 underground safe. 846 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,520 I stole half your gold. 847 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,660 That's decoy gold. 848 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:38,360 You think I'd leave 849 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:38,360 my gold in a locked safe 850 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:38,360 buried underground, 851 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,460 where anyone could find it? 852 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,900 You don't know me at all. 853 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:45,060 Yes, I do. I knew you 854 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:45,060 the minute you were born. 855 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,730 I intend to be there 856 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,730 the minute you die. 857 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:53,010 Ron, your family is weird. 858 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,380 Literally, there's someone 859 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,380 reading a magazine 860 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,150 and someone 861 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,150 applying nail polish. 862 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,650 What's... What is she doing? 863 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,320 She's just playing 864 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,320 with an iPad. 865 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:06,790 Tom told me 866 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:06,790 that chair was $27,000. 867 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,990 That chair, that has a roof. 868 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,360 There's someone over there 869 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,360 in a deep sleep. 870 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:16,700 She's probably being paid 871 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:16,700 upwards of $100,000 a year. 872 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,870 There's this video of a boat. 873 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,710 Look at that thing. 874 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,710 What is that? 875 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,970 What are you supposed to do 876 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,970 with that thing?